Ternyata Bahasa Indonesia Jauh lebih Simple Daripada Bahasa Inggris

Ternyata Bahasa Indonesia Jauh lebih Simple Daripada Bahasa Inggris
Ternyata Bahasa Indonesia Jauh lebih Simple Daripada Bahasa Inggris

Ternyata bahasa Indonesia itu jauh lebih gak ribet daripada bahasa Indonesia. Kok bisa?
Berikut ini bukti-buktinya.

In English: "Would you care to validate your previous statement?"
In Indonesian: "SUMPE LO?!"

In English: "Sorry, I think you miscalculated your own capabilities to handle the task at hand."
In Indonesian: "Nenek lu kiper!"

In English: "Would you care to elaborate on that statements?"
In Indonesian: "MANKSUUDDD LOH?!"

In English: "There's a 75% chance I won't make it, I'm far too busy for ur stupid event."
In Indonesian: "Insya'Allah guweh dateng!"

In English: "The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand."
In Indonesian: "Rapatnya jam 8!"

In English:"Let's try this new scam and see if those carbo-ladden brains buy it"
In Indonesian: "Mbok-e minta pulsa"

English: "Please stop by our outlet. There might be stuff you'll find interesting."
Indonesian: "Giordanonya, Kakaaak!"

English: "I've stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. You might find it useful."
Indonesian: "CEKIDOT GAN!"

English: "I'm so overwhelmed by this turn of event that I'm speechless and in awe."
Indonesian: "ANJROT!"

English: "This is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated about this."
Indonesian: "Sundul, Gan!"

English: "I definitely won't make it. You guys go and have fun without me."
Indonesian: "Ntar gue nyusul."

English: "You're absolutely, positively 100% correct. But I knew that already."
Indonesian: "EMBEER!"

English: "That's so profound. I can't contribute anything further but I need to say something to sound equally smart."
Indonesian: "Dhalem!"
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